Dis is cute:

a woman asked by a co-worker, "what is it like to be a Christian?" the woman replied, "it is like being a pumpkin. God picks u from the patch, brings u in and washes all the dirt off u. Then he cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. and then He carves u a new smiling face and puts His light inside of u to shine for all the world to see!"

cool huh... so We are like PUMPKINS :)